Suck it you Mesoamerican fools! Just because their calendar ended on 2012 doesn't mean it is the end of the world. Now all the New Wave/Doomsday prophets will have to wait again. A badass like you deserves this 2012 t-shirt! Condolences to those who actually...
Emotional constipation is really quite an issue for many of us. The thing is society wants us to pay attention to everything within our surroundings but the truth is we haven't given a shit for quite some time now.
I love London and its Eiffel tower! Oh wait was that even right? Well whatever. As long as you're having fun while wearing this cool statement shirt is what really matters. You're a tourist after all and you can say whatever you want.
We've all got that one mate that will do practically anything for money with a twenty pound note looking particularly attractive - after all money is money.
If Nigel Farage can laugh off the suggestions that he's some kind of a Messiah what's stopping you from having fun and wearing this classic Monty Python quote t-shirt? It takes guts to be humble enough to profess the same.
Nobody wants to admit that they are overweight flabby and fat. Even Eric Cartman from South Park believed he was just "big boned." You may as well be honest. Honesty is sexy. Wear this overweight shirt!
It's a fact of life that some people are just beyond stupid and to put up with those people we have to resort to the grown up mature trait of sarcasm.
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