In A World Where You Can Be Anything Be Petty male t-shirt.

In A World Where You Can Be Anything Be Petty mug.

In A World Where You Can Be Anything Be Petty classic fit.

End Of The World male t-shirt.

I sold all of my Magic: The Gathering cards in 2012 only to find out that the apocalypse is actually delayed to 2027 (source: classified). If you managed to avoid this extreme dick move from the government (once again: classified) then wear this memorial...