There's A Snake In My Boot male t-shirt.

Can I Take This Snake On The Plane? male t-shirt.

Uhhh.. How many snakes are in there sir? "3 and a half" "Alright but first can you go over our Guinness World Records area for a quick verification process."Please wear this t-shirt through an airport!

Some people just need a high 5 - in the ass with my boot male t-shirt.

There's A Snake In My Boot mug.