Mates reunited because you're too old fat and ugly to make new friends male t-shirt.

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Over the years I have become boring and lonely my boss owns me and I drive a beige volvo. Is it too late to make new friends? - yes.

I'd Take A Bullet For Any Of My Mates...Well Except Dave! male t-shirt.

But Papa Lazarou thinks we are all named Dave. If everyone is Dave then you mean you will not take a bullet for anyone? This printed shirt is so confusing!

Real Friends Don't Let Friends Miss Naps male t-shirt.