Just Because You Shave Your Legs And Wear Spandex It Doesn't Make Your A Triathlete classic fit.

Just Because You Shave Your Legs And Wear Spandex It Doesn't Make Your A Triathlete male t-shirt.

Drinking Before Noon Doesnt Make You An Alcoholic It Makes You A Pirate classic fit.

Yaaarrgh! Because pirates aren't drunks! They're just pirates! Let anyone who disagrees walk t'plank and be marooned in a far away island! Tis the only befitting punishment for ye disbelievers! Get your peg legs and hooks boys cause this pirate t-shirt...

I Won't Wear Make Up On Thursdays classic fit.

Ok I still will but I'll try and make it look really natural so I can pull-off this t-shirt on a Thursday! Jess Glynne would be incredibly proud!