I speak English Sarcasm and Profanity male t-shirt.

it's before not B4 you speak English not battleships male t-shirt.

I Don't Think Before I Speak male t-shirt.

Thinking before you speak is SO overrated. Why carefully construct a sentence when you can just blurt out the first thing that comes to mind and see how it flys..?

I Speak Whale male t-shirt.

There's a small chance that Dory stole the show from Nemo a little bit with her epic whale talk. We're not sure that is exactly how whales talk but it's 100% how we would speak whale now - we learnt from the best.