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Who misses Jim Carey's character Ace Ventura? Well if you miss the epitome of Epic Win so much you can get inspiration from this awesome movie-inspired t-shirt. Great for aspiring Pet Detectives everywhere!

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Before going on a date with the green lady make sure that you're prepared to hallucinate! Illusions do not come in the dragon or unicorn variety but it's sweet daydreaming nonetheless. This absinthe t-shirt is an acknowledgement of the drink.

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