I Fuck On The First Date classic fit.

I Fuck On The First Date male t-shirt.

I Bake On The First Date classic fit.

Are you a dirty little pastry? I bet you've got no problem getting your whisk out after meeting someone only once. Celebrate the joys of baking with our awesome t-shirts for bakers.

I Only Date Gym Leaders classic fit.

I've got standards. I only date gym leaders. If you've not got a badge I've got no time for you.