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Perfect for that close friend, this card gets to the crux (or crutch?) of t

Here's an obscenely rude Christmas card ideal for those people who are not

He's got white hair, he's a bit bumbling (all an act) Boris Johnson could

I think even the most generous Santa (there's only one, obviously!) would

Santa knows who's been naughty or nice. He also knows who's been a c**t.

Sometimes, usually by about December 19th, the Christmas magic wears a litt

Say 'Merry Christmas' to the Wanker - or indeed wankers - in your life wi

We all have those friends. The ones we could send this card to and of cours

If you have a Special Cunt in your life this Christmas, tell them how much

If you hear someone say they love their pussy do you imagine a feline frien