This is the badge that you need to give your friends a little bit of a lift
Only you can tell if you're a fuckpig, for those that self identify as one
There's one in every office, hopefully it's not you. If it is here's a
Here's a badge for all those people that like to hang baubles on your, err
My favourite food group is wine
If you think you're a wannabe porn star or actually are one - it's a livi
#Totes Masc
WI'm that slut from Grindr
Here's a badge that would be perfect for Halloween, or any time if you're
Everyone thinks you're a cunt
