And wearing this shirt (which happen to be the truest statement t-shirt in the Multiverse) will increase your getting laid by 17%! Note: that's exaggerated already.
You could say I'm a scholar of drinks! From tea to coffee even dabbling in the occasional beer whosoever wears this shirt is a bonafide He.Brew expert! The language of drinks is now uncovered with this witty drink inspired t-shirt!
Remember to drink responsibly lads! But here's a quick formula to turn any night out into a drinking sessions of epic proportions! You'll never know what you're going to encounter when you follow these handy tips to the letter (and number!). Go crazy...
Bring on those delicious potato crisps! So irresistible and best of all they won't cheat on you! Always available and cheap as hell fat people don't need relationships! A bag full of chips is all they need to stay happy. Learn a thing or two from this...
Be a part of the dysfunction company from TV's The Office! Paper products have never been this exciting nor has a fictional company been this popular! You can thank Michael Scott and his team of highly "competent" employees for this awesome The Office...
Nobody cares anyway! Save yourself the embarassment and hassle of picturing your food for over 10 minutes before you actually get to eat it. Besides it's not like the flavour will improve. So do everyone a favour and stop acting like a goddamn moron with...
What is that awful smell? There might be a Farting Ninja around! These scoundrels use their powers and skills not for good or evil but for maximum annoyance! Well-versed in the art of "Flatulence-Jutsu" these shadowy goons unleash an invisible gas with...
Spoiler alert! Evil Morty is the new president of the Citadel of Ricks and this is truly is the darkest year of Rick and Morty's adventures. This t-shirt is inspired by Rick and Morty and is not suitable for pickles.
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