The Past Can Hurt classic fit.

The Early Bird Can Have The Worm classic fit.

Who likes waking up bright and early? 100% definitely not us! We hate worms we hate mornings and the combination is the least appealing thing EVER.

The Pompeii Floor Is Lava classic fit.

Buried under the ash of Mount Vesuvius in 79AD Pompeii was once a sophisticated Roman City. Now it's a popular visitor attraction where visitors can roam the streets - luckily the floor isn't quite as hot anymore.

'Tis The Season To Be Jolly classic fit.

This Is What A Lad Looks Like classic fit.

This Isn't Even My Final Form classic fit.

the bottom of my laptop is hotter than you classic fit.

The Incredible Cockroach Man classic fit.

That's not a camel's toe. That's a mooses' knuckle! classic fit.

telling my wife to calm down is like trying to shave a monkey classic fit.