Christmas is all about the hustle and bustle spending time with friends and being forced to spend time with the extended family... so the gift of peace and quiet would be a real treat!
Want to hear a racist comment? Sorry but we don't promote racism. Get one of these funny t-shirts now for you or your friends because the humor is dark and full of terrors.
Are alcohol calories really a thing? Yes. Do we want to believe that? No. So for the purposes of this tee the only think alcohol makes us is LEAN... against everything!
That bastard Maradona got away with the infamous Hand of God. "He's a genius." "F#ck." This World Cup t-shirt would let you know who shares the same sentiments about him whether you've forgiven him or not at least you know where other people stand.
Sick of getting presents that you don't really want? One too many selection boxes? Ask for cash and hit the sales - genius!
They say that carbs are bad for you but make sure your engine is on an All Carb Diet!
...And there he ordered a bottle of milk before sleeping in the exaggerated cushions. This one-liner t-shirt is enough as an ice breaker so you can wear this in your next party (if they are still inviting you) to easily start conversations.
We've all had a moment where we've needed a hammer but couldn't find one so the next best thing was ANYTHING in sight. Flat head screwdrivers though... sometimes they're better than an actual chisel!
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