Oh so you have a nipple ring on your third nipple ever since you were seven years old? DILLIGAF! Nobody gives a rat's ass about your manly mammary glands but there might be people interested in this acronym t-shirt.
You'll never see a comedy t-shirt being so humble and down to Earth thinking that the wearer has everything else in the wash and hence getting the chance to be worn. But what am I talking about anyway? Shirts don't have feelings.
Going dry is a tough challenge especially when beer and wine is so nice. ...actually a beer sounds great. I'll try again tomorrow!
This Indiana Jones reference t-shirt is for the adventurous people that won't let entire hostile tribes get in their way. The fedora bag and bullwhip have already been included in the checklist. Unfortunately: the giant rolling boulder is not.
Whether you're running a quarter back sneak or a passing play prove that you're the pinnacle of man when you're on the pitch with our awesome Evolution of Man American Football t-shirt.
It's been a week since that one night stand and if you still can't get over that b*tch then wear this romantic t-shirt and hope that your path will cross again someday. Because who knows she might feel the same way about you.
Duty Calls! Thanks to the award-winning first person shooter the world has seen a sharp decline of teenage pregnancies. Call of Duty! Keeps the hands on the mouse and keyboard and NOT in the pants (or someone else's pants!). Be part of the revolution...
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