When the beer goggles are on anything is possible. Just make sure your friends try to get the goggles off your peepers! If them chicks not hot enough just increase the dosage of the beer. On a side note: wear this funny t-shirt before clubbing!
Photos never lie. Especially those grainy low-resolution photos everyone used to have. Or high-resolution photos of hotties. So keep the interaction online with this retro internet t-shirt. Who even uses MSN chat nowadays?!
Sync 100% and go back to the past to murder guards and civilians alike. Abstergo is the fictional company that took virtual reality to a history-altering new level. This geeky shirt let's templars know that you're not one to mess with.
Before going on a date with the green lady make sure that you're prepared to hallucinate! Illusions do not come in the dragon or unicorn variety but it's sweet daydreaming nonetheless. This absinthe t-shirt is an acknowledgement of the drink.
For people who are neither brain-munching undead or female arseholes this punny t-shirt is one apparel to wear. We're pretty sure you're hating on both of the unwanted species mentioned in the shirt but hey! It'll look good and make you feel witty!
Wear the t-shirts of Hells Kitchen's favourite fighting son: Battlin' Jack Murdock.
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