Exactly what is says on this offensive t-shirt. Sorry about that mate. This is most definitely the combo-breaker in your "mum" argument. There's no decent comeback from this. Assume the fetal position and cry in a corner.
It works just the same as Wax on Wax off but this is the 2010 technique.
If the guy on the other table got the message wrong and is now trying to pick a fight with you is beyond our concern. Just tell that douchebag the t-shirt means that you want to take a piss after drinking that's all.
Display data on your chest like an unstoppable drinking robot man. Down bottle after bottle like there's no tomorrow! Now loading: drunk.exe. Initiate: vomit protocol. Great night out: complete! Binge drinking has never been this fun with this robotic...
It's that time of the year when you can drink your heart out. Parades Irish beer and Irish whiskey. MmmmÂ… And there's no better way of truly immersing yourself in the festivity by completing your outfit with this Saint Patrick's day t-shirt that also...
Ok so we aren't at that level of superstititious where we won't walk on cracks in the pavement or under ladders but we are at the level where we are touching wood if we are tempting fate - we think that makes us stitious....?
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