People. Ew. Human interaction is all well and good when you need something but sometimes people are just yuk and we aren't down with that.
A lot of misunderstanding will be avoided if your mates reckon that you are still sober. As long as you know that you can still walk a straight line (maybe not) or read what's written on this drunk t-shirt you are just a little tipsy.
Those pussies just can't get enough. They're all over me clawing pawing and sniffing like I'm some sort of garden weed. Is it my natural musk? Or just an incredible sex appeal? Whatever it is this bragadocious sex t-shirt knows what's up!
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