I'm A Pig In A Blanket male t-shirt.

Those poor little unassuming pigs... so oblivious to the fate that awaits them...

I'm Proof That Daddy Isn't Always Fishing male t-shirt.

Intelligence Is The Ability To Adapt To Change male t-shirt.

I'm Just Here For The Avocado male t-shirt.

I Love It When My Girlfriend Lets Me Go To The Gym male t-shirt.

Get some brownie points for showing off this shirt (until she looks closer)

I'm Only Here For The Free WiFi male t-shirt.

Some people go to their local Starbucks to drink really expensive coffee. Then there's you. You're not there for the coffee and pastries you're there because your broadband is slow and you need internet access. You gotta have this honest shirt.

I Was Bullied At The Finest Schools male t-shirt.

I'm Not Afraid Of You I Have A Daughter male t-shirt.

Someone trying to intimidate you? Think they're the 'big I am'? Once you've had a daughter there isn't no scaring you!

I love my Wife Yes she bought me this male t-shirt.

I'm Not A Vegan I'm Raging Houmousexual male t-shirt.

Just because you're chowing down on a sweet pot of houmous doesn't mean you're a stinking vegan! You're a raging houmousexual!