Typically your mom washes your clothes for you. Unfortunately you're in uni now and your mom's at home. Out of all the clothes you can wear this statement shirt not only passes the smell test...it looks awesome too!
And you know what that means! You're about to go out of service. Make no mistake "friend"! You better do something right or else your face will turn totally wrong. This angry t-shirt conveys thoughts in feelings the 21st century way!
Make every date more beneficial for your partner by helping them extinguish the heat that they're feeling when they are with you. Put on this sexy statement t-shirt ease their suffering and most of all have fun.
Nothing is really easy when you're smaller than 5' in the land of Westeros. So take it from the Demon Monkey himself and fight for your right for a better life. Go from riches to rags to even better riches with this Game of Thrones t-shirt!
I'm all out of juice. It's what "Battery Low" really stands for. Now you can't text message bae! Oh the tragedy! While your phone is dead think of an excuse whilst this cellphone inspired t-shirt politely tells everyone your current situation.
There are times when you thought there should be another you because of the uncontainable awesomeness only another you could understand. Well mate just hold on to this statement shirt. Your prayers might be answered someday.
The voices in my head have the best jokes
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