If you are not brilliant when it comes to a map and compass you might as well bring this hilarious statement t-shirt with you. It's all right to be honest since your mates already think that they will not be seeing you again anyway.
Apparently nobody does and who wants to work and get sh*t done sober? That ain't satisfying. It is always better to start celebrations hammered. So wear this statement t-shirt and drink the day away with your friends.
Can you find my hotspot? Welcome to the future of gadgets and computing! Gone are the days of wires cluttering your workspace and dial-up. Do kids these days even know what dial-up is?! Celebrate the new age with this Internet t-shirt!
I've got standards. I only date gym leaders. If you've not got a badge I've got no time for you.
Leave the carefree days of bachelorhood and announce that you're on the REAL royal stag doo! Good news: This cool t-shirt will not stop you from blabbering about how ultra-awesome you were in that party.
You spilled your coffee on your office attire. You've missed the bus. It rained hard while you're waiting for a ride. And you're boss reprimanded you for being late. Well everyone has their bad day. You just have to say 'I'm alright' just like this awesome...
Oops.. Well this kind of accident is really inevitable if the pool's too crowded and you can't get out. But if you really want the swimming pool for yourself or you just want to prank the people around then wear this funny statement t-shirt.
Banksy fans will surely love this magnificent statement shirt as part of their collection. And although you think your street art and graffiti are kicking asses already dream on boy you'll never be in the same room with him. Ever.
Bureaucrat Definition: official in a government department particularly one perceived as being concerned with procedural correctness at the expense of people's needs. Dare we say anymore?
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