Where else would anybody want to go other than a hot sunny beach sipping on lush cocktails and catching up on a good book. Sounds like the dream - take us there now!
If the ugly ass is asking for a follow up date after the speed dating incident then maybe it's time for you to make a move. Wear this statement t-shirt and make them notice that you're really not interested but of course in a polite and humble manner.
When will the bass drop? WUUWUWUWUUWUWUWUWWUWU EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUB TTEEEEEE OOOOWWWWW UUUUUUUUU AAWWWWWW OODDUUUREEOOOO FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Now that's what I call real music! Get into the scene with this electronica dance inspired...
Coast is clear! Music to anyone's ears! Especially if you're doing something illicit! Proudly proclaim your status as the official Clear Coast Check with this awesome printed t-shirt. Keeping mates safe and the authorities at bay since 1998!
Duct tape is a master of repairing broken things and it's pretty much good for anything... apart from stupidity...
Why take the blame when it's a million times easier to shift it instead?
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