I Keep Crack in my Hatch-Back classic fit.

Trying to deny to the officer that there is crack in your hatchback is silly. Have a go a bribing them with some of your crack goodies. You never know they could be a bent copper.

Hierarchy Of The Trades classic fit.

In all avenues of life there tends to be a pecking order. Whether you are at the very top or way down at the bottom at least it's nice to be included in something...!

I Avoid Funerals Because I'm Not A Mourning Person classic fit.

IDGAF classic fit.

At some point in life we all reach the point where we just don't care and if you are officially at that stage this is the design for you!

SILF classic fit.

Orange Pilkington classic fit.

Significant Otter classic fit.

I Didn't Pass My Test To Be Your Free Taxi classic fit.

So pay up! At least pay for my gas or buy me dinner! We all have friends that are hidden users who like to take advantage of those with cars and driver's licenses. This driving t-shirt should serve as warning for so-called "friends"!

Pimp classic fit.

Forget the long fur coats and trilby hats. Keep it simple pimpin''!

Plant Water Harvest Repeat. classic fit.