Like if you believe that you only 10% of your brain you might actually be using less than that! Wear this ironic t-shirt to show others how statistically correct you are!
I'm pretty sure in every town or village there is a guy who comes into pubs shops and harrasses you on the street asking you to "spare a bit of change bruv?"
If like Captain Holt your workwear and your off duty style differ somewhat then this pineapple slut tee is for you. Shock your colleagues when you bump in to them wearing this at the weekend!
Nobody wants to admit that they are overweight flabby and fat. Even Eric Cartman from South Park believed he was just "big boned." You may as well be honest. Honesty is sexy. Wear this overweight shirt!
Are you always getting told that you are bossy or that you take over? If you don't believe this to be true then you must just have great leadership skills... right?
Undoubtedly the kings of the 90's Britpop era Oasis and Noel in-particular were pretty talented at writing epic lyrics just like this...
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