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Shut your dirty mouth. Smile. Say nice things or improvise. This extremely (in)appropriate t-shirt will introduce you to the proper way of flirting with ladies.
Do you like this awesome shirt? It's another perfect sane reason for you to throw whatever rubbish you have anywhere. It's not like you're known for cleanliness either.
I used to be slow and a rip off. But that's all in the past! So are you lean and tasty? Or could there be possibly more to you than it seems...hiding a secret filling perhaps? Well hopefully you aren't green and smelly. Be proud of your eating habits...
Look if he is already getting annoyed by your constant stalking then maybe it's time to level up your effort a little bit. This sweet and romantic t-shirt might be the hint or cue he's waiting from you or well maybe not.
Seriously who doesn't? Once this guy steps inside the tennis court his aggressive and athletic style of play instantly takes over the whole game. So show your love and support on his next Wimbledon match by wearing this awesome Raphael Nadal t-shirt.
Feeling witty and punny? The feel the fever of funny with the Banter Ray! No it's not some sort of laser that will amp up your humour. It's just a unfunny dank meme that people still enjoy somehow. Get stung now with this internet culture t-shirt!
What a bunch of jerks! I mean I don't even know you but I know you're full of shit. In this day and age people tend to assume they know everything leading to a bunch of fuck-ups and misunderstandings. Be a part of this new age with this judgemental t-shirt!
If you cannot fecking shut the heck up I hope you see me wearing this you bugger. Since I couldn't plug a bloody cork to yo' mouth to shut you up this insult shirt will do. This is me asking you politely ass!
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