Apparently nobody does and who wants to work and get sh*t done sober? That ain't satisfying. It is always better to start celebrations hammered. So wear this statement t-shirt and drink the day away with your friends.
Track your alcohol consumption in dog years! That it's easier to count. You won't be needing to resort to using your toes! And you can probably fool your bartender in giving more drink when you count in dog years. Bottom's up with this canine alcoholic...
Don't blame it all on the a-a-a-a-alcohol baby! Sometimes you're just a natural goof. Or you just need a convenient excuse to get wasted. Whatever the case let the whole world know with this hilarious statement t-shirt.
Nothing is really easy when you're smaller than 5' in the land of Westeros. So take it from the Demon Monkey himself and fight for your right for a better life. Go from riches to rags to even better riches with this Game of Thrones t-shirt!
There's not really much to be said on this design other than take a look at current events and we think you'll agree with our point...
Now I can browse the ginterbread on a computer rather than using those old fashioned levers and pulleys.
Oops.. Well this kind of accident is really inevitable if the pool's too crowded and you can't get out. But if you really want the swimming pool for yourself or you just want to prank the people around then wear this funny statement t-shirt.
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