Yaaarrgh! Because pirates aren't drunks! They're just pirates! Let anyone who disagrees walk t'plank and be marooned in a far away island! Tis the only befitting punishment for ye disbelievers! Get your peg legs and hooks boys cause this pirate t-shirt...
Why take the blame when it's a million times easier to shift it instead?
Tired of standing out? Do you want to be just another cog in the machine? Well what better way to display your status with this oh so boring graphic t-shirt. I mean we all can't be royals? Lorde said it best! Accept your fate and worship the royalty!
Being short on height is a real problem especially when you have to take the lift to the 10th floor because that's a whole ten floors of smelling ass and genitals! This funny question t-shirt is something you should wear just not around midgets!
A common concern for many Englishmen. Indeed the body's appeal converge in the arse and though it should look big it must not look massive. Ask people with this question t-shirt and have the consensus about the general perception of your arse.
Wear this warning t-shirt and stop people from acting like dingbats. After all you don't want these people surrounding you because dingbattery is contagious. You don't want to be sniffing glue do you?
Aren't you a bad boy? I bet you throw your cigarette butts on the no littering parts of the park don't you? You may not even be putting the toilet seat down after watering the bowl which is the pinnacle of rebellious behavior! This statement t-shirt is...
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