Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television Choose washing machines cars compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest...
Now I know my ABC's next time won't you sing with me. Now everybody can sing along with this educational nursery rhyme t-shirt. Also doubles as a quick and handy reference when you've actually forgotten your ABC's without the shame of asking someone "What...
It's been a week since that one night stand and if you still can't get over that b*tch then wear this romantic t-shirt and hope that your path will cross again someday. Because who knows she might feel the same way about you.
This football t-shirt lets you go back to when it was a good sport and not a 'watch me get hit by an invisible car' competition. Care to see that controversial 1966 hat trick the only one of its kind? It's on YouTube! Welcome says CharGrilled.
Not to be confused with the Muppet with a suspiciously flaccid nose this is the symbol of Gonzo journalism which was spearheaded by the legendary Hunter S. Thompson of "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" fame! Featuring four fingers two thumbs a peyote button...
And if people try to argue with your confident statement you can just buy them the shirt to stop the envy and the hate. This funny shirt is something the vocalist of System of a Down is allowed to wear.
The FIFA World Cup of 1986 might have been the first time someone scored a goal in football with their hands pleasing a lot of Argentinians but wasting a lot of tea due to spitting by confused Englishmen. This sportsy t-shirt will make you remember.
You better get back quick on the village bicycle before anybody notices that you are not fulfilling your duties as the local prat.
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