They're like a pub for straight edge kids! Udder milking is a serious art and a highly delicious one on that! Should you master the technique you can get fresh milk whenever you damn please! Kinda like drinking beer for the tap! Taste that calcium goodness...
OK so your kids are ok... I guess. But have you seen my cats? Obviously not because they're pretty awesome... you'd remember them! Are you a cat person more than a kid person? Then this is the t-shirt for you!
Do you feel like something is missing when your other half isn't around? Or do you just get really upset when someone takes a slice out of your pizza?
Hey wanna hook up? Purely for safety purposes of course... An ideal gift for all the climbing fans amongst us!
I sold all of my Magic: The Gathering cards in 2012 only to find out that the apocalypse is actually delayed to 2027 (source: classified). If you managed to avoid this extreme dick move from the government (once again: classified) then wear this memorial...
But at least you are warning people right? Whether it's disclosing your full knowledge on family-friendly people-carriers or showing off your super car facts and figures surely nobody else can ever get bored of car talk...?
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