It's not like I'm anything anyway. Humans need at least 8 hours of sleep they say! And you don't get all of that at home. If you're a real sleeper then this snooze t-shirt will tell people what kind of person you really are.
Unite for our right to be alone and be part of society at the same time! Let's just not rally together...or even have face to face meetings. It's probably for the best. We shall stand together separately! Protest with this funny unity t-shirt.
I've got standards. I only date gym leaders. If you've not got a badge I've got no time for you.
Ignorance is bliss! Life is great because I choose not to involve myself with all the negativity in the world. Just because I have no idea what's going on doesn't mean I'm dumb. Choose to be happier with this ignorant t-shirt!
Some people go to their local Starbucks to drink really expensive coffee. Then there's you. You're not there for the coffee and pastries you're there because your broadband is slow and you need internet access. You gotta have this honest shirt.
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