Never has a truer word been spoken. I mean what kind of club doesn't allow patrons with trucker mustaches...These buff buffoons are just too much! Would you dare wear this provocative t-shirt on your next club trip?
Drums are notoriously the most difficult instrument to learn so if you have a natural ability to learn go with it you were born to do this!
Have you saved yet? Stocked up on those health and mana potions? Upgraded your armor from helmet to greaves? We're about to enter boss mode and the loading is half-finished too. This video game t-shirt is for the adventurer in you!
I'll smash her back doors in. Any of you ladies want a piece of this? You'll have to buy me a drink first. Make that a lot of drinks because you don't get this bang tidy without a few good shots. Take this expression t-shirt and club!
Player 1 Player 2. Ladies line up and join the back of the queue. They say bassists get no action but not this one! Buy this label t-shirt now and show the ladies who's the bass (player).
Show off that silky footwork but don't go smashing the ball out the park! Tip: this isn't limited to footballs because when you see an extremely obnoxious arsehole coming your way you can always 'ave it! Get your motivational t-shirt now!
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