Aim Throw Drink Repeat classic fit.

All I Want For Christmas Is Cash classic fit.

Sick of getting presents that you don't really want? One too many selection boxes? Ask for cash and hit the sales - genius!

I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen classic fit.

The actual drug is not available for the public because Charlie Sheen got all of it. Unfortunately. But then again you can wear this funny meme t-shirt to switch your Charlie Sheen mode on and start WINNING.

Weaseling Out Of Things Is Important Its What Separates Us From The Animals...Except The Weasel classic fit.

A55HOL3 classic fit.

If you met a guy who is desperately trying to sell you his nudes even though both of you are guys and you're too passive-aggressive to call him out you can just wear this code t-shirt and show it to him.

According To Science Alcohol Is A Solution classic fit.

Sheen Checklist classic fit.

Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems But Then Again. Neither Does Milk! classic fit.

To all those groups against liquor and alcohol here's some undeniable wisdom for you! Drinking all those glasses of milk as a kid never did anything for me so why is it any better than a jug of bevvy? School some fools with this educational comedy t-shirt!

Air Guitarist - No Strings attached classic fit.

Real rockers don't play 6 strings or even 8 strings for that matter. It's all in the hands. And a convenient source of music nearby! This cool rock-inspired t-shirt is sure to unleash the guitar hero within you. Rock on my imaginative friend!

AK47 When You Absolutely Positively Got To Kill Every Motherfucker In The Room classic fit.

Accept no substitutes! Samuel L. Jackson as Ordell Robbie from the movie Jackie Brown said it best. And you best believe it with this gun-inspired t-shirt. Reliable and powerful that's the AK-47 we know; real virtual or otherwise!