Not everyone is getting the memo on social distancing
To be honest I cun't believe it either but it has happened and there is nothing you can do about it. So if you're a real potty mouth then this expletive t-shirt should fit you perfectly. Just try not to read the print out loud.
Education is important but big biceps are importanter. Right? Right! Your friends at CharGrilled never flex too much when wearing this epic shirt.
Only nerds can spell Eyjafjallajökull without Google. We don't even know if people know what we're talking about when we say Eyjafjallajökull. Let's just say that this shirt is awesome because it makes you feel smart.
Anyone else up for some takeout? You even need to understand those symbols to get what I'm talking about! Do you wan't yours stir fried? How about some dumplings. They're all good man! This Chinese inspired t-shirt will have you salivating for seconds!
Geeks have a saying that if you're gonna be a smart-ass first you gotta be smart. Real geniuses and wordsmiths practice confusion-fu! Make your enemies question their life and break down into a blubbering heap with this cool persuasive t-shirt.
So uh...Does that mean I'm excused? It's a real watertight excuse. Totally legit. Just don't expect us to come up with one for you when they ask "So how do you afford school and all the other things you have". You're on your own there. But hey at least...
This humorous design features the phrase "I don't need the internet my wife knows everything." A great gift for tech-savvy spouses or anyone who loves a good laugh. Let this design be a reminder that sometimes the people we love the most are the ones...
Wouldn't we all? Who wants to work or look after the kids when you could be playing the beautiful game? Not us.. that's for sure!
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