Harry Styles that is. Besides Harry Potter is already taken. Spoiler alert! Nobody wants to get shagged with that magic nerd anyway. Wizard my ass! This One Direction t-shirt will take you to the place you've only seen your dreams!
Exactly what is says on this offensive t-shirt. Sorry about that mate. This is most definitely the combo-breaker in your "mum" argument. There's no decent comeback from this. Assume the fetal position and cry in a corner.
Groupies count as band members! Never mind that they never really contribute to anything musically. It's important to always take care of the wants and needs of the band. That and you get to go to free shows with this rock band t-shirt! Score!
Kill your Hunger! This Burger Shot t-shirt signifies that the owner has successfully survived eating a complete meal. The Heart Stopper and the Bleeder burgers are nothing compared to you! Just be careful of heart attack in the near future. This shirt...
Even if you think you have what it takes to copy the dude who relied on beer for nourishment for 40 days you can't. But if you really cannot control yourself from taking a piss all it takes is a very convincing alcoholic t-shirt to give you more confidence.
Look the truth is I can't be expected to take full responsibility for my mistakes if I'm going to be left unsupervised. Rookie error guys.
Fans of the Rocky series and Mr T are in for a treat with this t-shirt from CharGrilled. It features the kickass line delivered by Clubber Lang during an interview that is embedded in a chain medallion. Can you say awesome?
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