Mouse Rat male t-shirt.

Obi Corbynobi male t-shirt.

Move Along There's Nothing To See Here male t-shirt.

Oldest I Make The Rules male t-shirt.

Perks of being the oldest sibling are that you get to lead by example. Parents have never done this before so you can pave the way good luck to all future siblings though...

Oy Vey male t-shirt.

NPC male t-shirt.

When they are stuck on a loop you know who is an NPC!

NYPD male t-shirt.

Pedro For President male t-shirt.

Overworked And Under Intoxicated male t-shirt.

With an 8 hour work day and a full 8 hours sleep that only allows for 8 hours of drinking time - it's just not enough to be honest.

Optimist Pessimist Or Conspiracist male t-shirt.

To some the glass is half full to others it's half empty and to a chunk of people out there you just need to be careful drinking from it incase it's been spiked by government officials...