Despite the fact that it is a rather disturbing activity dead body watching can be fun! Spot incompetent actors shoddy camerawork and just plain bad editing when a corpse suddenly moves! Unless it is part of the film. This corpse inspired t-shirt is great...
Screw that stop drop and roll crap! When the kitchen gets too hot grab a pail of water and douse! But failing that just drop everything and leg it! Interestingly this should make for a great workout as you'll really feel the burn. Run like hell with this...
Are aware of the existence of the most prestigious contest on the face of planet? If not you're a moron. If yes this sarcastic t-shirt is for you! It'll make you more attractive we swear. Hah! Yeah right as if i'd bother with that crap.
The t-shirt's printed text is a portable "Do not Disturb" sign for those who are trying to f*ck with your momentary rest. The statement t-shirt is also an ideal gift for college students who likes to stay up late doing things not related to their studies.
You already know that you will fail to get off with girls at the party and you don't mind. You're there to down all the wine you could get your hands on until you puke. That's why you and this shirt is made for each other.
Banksy fans will surely love this magnificent statement shirt as part of their collection. And although you think your street art and graffiti are kicking asses already dream on boy you'll never be in the same room with him. Ever.
If by the end of the first date you are suspecting that they are already aroused because of you then it is probably fitting that you recognize their escalating interest by wearing this sexy statement t-shirt on the very next date.
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