You can walk for miles or even run for miles if you fancy it but you will still be in the same place!
And when you lose both it's just not funny.
The words in the t-shirt acts as your middle finger raised to that b*tch who ditched you years ago and to the gold diggers who had already gotten enough. Wear the shirt spread the word and date only the finest.
Where else would anybody want to go other than a hot sunny beach sipping on lush cocktails and catching up on a good book. Sounds like the dream - take us there now!
Kate Moss may have famously said "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" but we disagree. Pizza cakes ice-cream it's all well and truly worth the weight.
Just keep telling yourself that you have no flaws or negative points and it will surely come true. Maybe even try educating others and they too can be practically perfect in every way just like you!
February 19th - March 20th A Pisces is imaginative kind and compassionate but beware because they are also known to be weak-willed idealistic and lazy...
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