Not entirely true. Texture and quantity may change at each sitting. As you reflect on the main differences of your crap today and yesterday why don't you first put on this funny graphic t-shirt?
What is a cup of tea without a biscuit... or two? Lonely that's what. Don't let your tea go it alone grab a couple of biscuits sit down and enjoy one of the finer things in life!
Having weekend plans with your dog counts as having a social life right? Why bother when people when everybody knows that dogs are mans best friend?
Wear this t-shirt and make sure people are aware your ears are not functioning when they speak.
Sick of being asked if you've been naughty or nice this year? Make it clear which side you have taken this Christmas!
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