I Am Number 1 So Why Try Harder? classic fit.

You are the predator and top of the sex chain. Other should just give up and fight for the #2 spot. That is more realistic for those losers anyway. Everyone will want to be like you with this awesome t-shirt that oozes superiority and confidence.

Now You're Just Some Bunny I Used To Know classic fit.

Norf Lahndahn classic fit.

Nostalgia It Isn't What It Used To Be classic fit.

Not Irish But I'l Have A Drink! classic fit.

Let's Do The No Pants Dance classic fit.

Ever wanted to dance with no pants? Now you can!

Nerdette classic fit.

Nerd Is The Word classic fit.

Nerd nerd nerd nerd is the word!

My wife gives me 100% sound advice 99% sound 1% advice classic fit.

But that is a nice figure...

No Eye Contact classic fit.