When life gives you lemons it's usually time to say fuck this fuck that or fuck you. Choose your phrase wisely though wouldn't want to be offending anybody now would we?
Ain't that a nice evolution? If everyone ran as fast as Usain Bolt or at least pose like him I have a feeling that the world will be a better place. You should wear this graphic t-shirt to show your support for the world's fastest runner!
Danger! Don't touch my fries! If you're a greedy bastard that doesn't like to share then this fastfood t-shirt is perfect for people like you! Okay we get that fries are golden deep-fried goodness covered in oil but we all want a piece! They're mine I...
Come on and do the eyebrow dance! A bit of a creative ad isn't it? But if you don't have enough control of your eyebrow muscles yet then you can just wear this advert t-shirt until you learn the ropes.
Who says that fit and athletic people are the only ones who can compete in the Olympics! Introducing the Fat C*nt Olympics! Featuring events such as Pass the Butter Sumo Wrestling Speed Eating and the ever popular Food Fight! Eat your way to that Golden...
Just a little heads-up to all those interested. You must inspect thoroughly to inspect for damages. Always handle with care. Impairment may be internal or external emotional or physical. Or a sick combination of all of them! Be in the know with this funny...
As Queen B herself once said who run the world? GIRLS! Females give birth and put up with men - they are practically superheros and for that they should be saluted!
Do I need to spell it out for you nerds out there? Let me dust up on my elementary chemistry skills...Let's see...Fluorine fluorine and sulphur! Oh for fuck's sake how difficult can this be?! Piss off intellectuals with this offensive chemistry t-shirt!
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