Interrupt breast on breast action with some chocolately pork sword. It sure is a common fantasy for a man to get licked off by two women so why don't you wear this funny t-shirt first and see how people react.
Save saying it properly eh? You're not some kind of slow knobhead to not understand what you're reading on this funny t-shirt right? This is one good way to offend people so go there do it and buy the t-shirt!
What better mantra to live by? Eat all day and sleep all night - sounds like the dream! Only problem there is that it may be worth trying to squeeze a gym session in there somewhere!
As in a few thousand volts of shock. To be quite honest Tesla's work would have been much more beneficial to mankind. Hell if I could go back in time I'll put Edison in a strait jacket. Or maybe I'll give him this electricity t-shirt.
Show your appreciation for good 'ol blighty with this England inspired Tee..
Maybe you are a new parent and just learning how to be one of Santas elfs give a pre-warning with this cool Christmas print! That's one way to get the benefit of the doubt!
You bet your sorry bum that these trunked renegades remember each of your faces you ivory hunting smug arseholes. On the plus side you can expect a cake every year for your birthday because they really never forget but only if you wear this funny t-shirt.
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