Forget the over priced Apple iPhone & say hello to the iBone. Go on treat yourself! No electricity or phone bills ever! Though small donations are appreciated the iBone's generous service. Simply remove clothes and get into bed the iBone does the rest....
Behold my average strength and stamina! Resistance to the common cold and the power to carry 2 groceries is my specialty. You don't need super powers to be special! All you need is this fun superhero t-shirt from CharGrilled! Now go and save the world...
You can wear this kickass STFU t-shirt when your mates drag you into a large convention of attention whores. This tee is a symbol of apathy so all you have to do is point to this shirt.
Ok so maybe we didn't study with all the brain boxes over at Harvard but nobody said that we couldn't pretend (even if for a brief moment) that we did...
So uh...Does that mean I'm excused? It's a real watertight excuse. Totally legit. Just don't expect us to come up with one for you when they ask "So how do you afford school and all the other things you have". You're on your own there. But hey at least...
Some sources say this quote was Churchill's. Others say it's from Willy Wonka. But just think about all the crappy arguments this epic statement shirt will save you from. Nobody wins so at least it's fair.
Just a fair warning to the sunshine and happiness people out there. I get better as the day progresses so no worries. For all the other individuals that are not too fond of the first half of the day are welcome to purchase this self-explanatory printed...
Everyone has seen the advert. And I am sure you have been waiting for this moment all your life - a gorilla and drums on a printed t-shirt! Featuring the music of Phill Collins you'll be slapping the skins just like our simian friend. Don't forget to...
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