Geeks have a saying that if you're gonna be a smart-ass first you gotta be smart. Real geniuses and wordsmiths practice confusion-fu! Make your enemies question their life and break down into a blubbering heap with this cool persuasive t-shirt.
He didn't fall. But you would think with ALL the kings horses and kings men they could've tried a little harder putting him back together again! Spread the word by wearing this cartoon shirt.
That awkward when you read that wrong. You also said "moment" after awkward. This is awkward.Yeah yeah we know you've seen that joke before. Here's to hoping you can round it out with a set of tig ol bitties with this funny t-shirt that hopefully isn't...
Oh you've never been to New York? Poor poor you. At least you're an honest loser. This honest tee might finally attract some filthy rich sponsor so you can fly to America for free.
And here are five more. Bet you counted that all huh? Congratulations we just confirmed that you are indeed capable of basic comprehension! Feel a whole lot smarter now with this witty one-liner t-shirt: sure to please sapiosexuals everywhere!
Some people are of the opinion that golf is a game for old men yet they can't help but take a sneaky peak at the masters... "Oh nice shot" they say - busted!
You may fail your college entrance exams and still be awesome. You may not be able to pay your rent and still be awesome. You may not finish your PhD and still be awesome. You definitely deserve this awesome t-shirt!
Let's face it! A drunk driver is more likely to kill you than a drunk gunman! Plus there are more trucks than guns out there. And you're probably going to suffer a gruesome death at the hands of an evil lorrie driver. Just my 2 cents on the matter. Stay...
118 119 do you still here those numbers being yelled together with your morning coffee? Buy this shirt in memory of those adverts from 2003. Who knows maybe people will still find it phony (get it?).
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