If I Wasn't A Footballer I'd Be A Virgin mug.

A top quote from a top footballer. It's only the one and only Crouchy! WARNING: Not all who play football are guaranteed to shag. Skill and physical attractiveness still apply. Personality is a major plus too. This Peter Crouch t-shirt is not responsible...

If you don't like what you see look the other way mug.

I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In A Month. (I Don't Like To Interrupt) mug.

This funny shirt is perfect for people who want to share random (terrible) jokes every day for the rest of their lives.

I Know Html How To Meet Ladies mug.

Geeks and nerds everywhere are deluding themselves that HTML means How To Meet Ladies. Unfortunately nerd you know you're meeting them online so they cannot see you wearing this epic shirt.

I Gotta Get Theroux This mug.

Ahh Louis Theroux a national treasure! He just has that knack for asking the important questions whilst earning the full trust of the interviewee! Anybody else currently binge-watching his documentaries on Netflix? #askingforafriend

I Have A Problem With Alcohol. There's None Left mug.

Getting hammered on weekends is a very British thing to do. The thing is we also get hammered on a daily basis. The alcohol just can't keep up. That's why we need this epic shirt in case we're too pissed for words.

Illuminatea mug.

I Just Had Sex And It Felt So Good mug.

So you're a virgin your entire life and you just had sex thirty minutes ago? You just gotta wear this epic shirt and sing "I just had SEX and it felt so good."

I Like Big Books And I Cannot Lie mug.

You other readers can't deny When a good book walks in with A good plot base And a big spine in your face You get sprung! Wanna get out your notepads 'Cause you noticed that book Was dense. Get your mental groove on with this Sir Mix-a-Lot spoof t-shirt!

If You Are What You Eat Then I'm Fast Easy And Cheap mug.

I used to be slow and a rip off. But that's all in the past! So are you lean and tasty? Or could there be possibly more to you than it seems...hiding a secret filling perhaps? Well hopefully you aren't green and smelly. Be proud of your eating habits...