Once your girl starts suspecting that you're spending more time on the dating apps on your iPad than with her then you gotta start wear this convincing statement t-shirt. All it takes is a little cuddle and constantly reminding her that you love her more...
Chances are it's been a while since any mum has had time to chill out on a rock near the sea but mermaids are beautiful mysterious creatures and we can totally get on board with comparing mums to that!
Old sailors don't die they just drown! If you feel you can no longer keep up with all the hip pairings and sayings of kids these days then maybe this sailing t-shirt is for you. Don't feel bad you can always count on the next generation! "What a w'anchor!!"
Track your alcohol consumption in dog years! That it's easier to count. You won't be needing to resort to using your toes! And you can probably fool your bartender in giving more drink when you count in dog years. Bottom's up with this canine alcoholic...
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