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I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air! Quite possibly on of the greatest things to come out of the 90's Will Smith launched his acting career with this sitcom. Are you a real 90's kid? Prove it with this retro t-shirt!
If you're in a great place in your life you may well be feeling too blessed to be stressed. Not having time to worry about the little things in life is a great position to be in so really embrace it!
Why would you not want a nice warm cosy hoody with an actual REAL LIFE HOOD instead of a jumper? Christmas hoodies are a thing we promise!
You are the predator and top of the sex chain. Other should just give up and fight for the #2 spot. That is more realistic for those losers anyway. Everyone will want to be like you with this awesome t-shirt that oozes superiority and confidence.
Bring on those delicious potato crisps! So irresistible and best of all they won't cheat on you! Always available and cheap as hell fat people don't need relationships! A bag full of chips is all they need to stay happy. Learn a thing or two from this...
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