You're either physically fit for absolutely no reason or you're absolutely useless. The wording is kind of vague on this printed t-shirt but hey! It makes for a great fashion statement! Better than nothing!
When you are feeling particularly great grab this Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious t-shirt - people won't ever be able to doubt your mood if you are walking down the street in this Mary Poppins inspired tee!
Aim to disappoint! Break the norm! Don't raise standards! Lower them so that way more people can become competent? Settle for less in a world where machines are smarter than humans. Cheer up lads! There is always next time with this funny fail t-shirt!
'as anybody towl yer you're so bonny! scon are in love! let us 'av jar together! shall we go lookin' for wee people? profess yisser love de Oirish way wi' dis romance t-shirt! blather aboyt me jammy charms!
Because the next day is a weekend. And weekends mean no work! But can you guess what my number one favourite F-word is? A pint on me if you can guess. Hint: it's not food believe me. You can find that on another funny F-word t-shirt also available on...
Danger! Don't touch my fries! If you're a greedy bastard that doesn't like to share then this fastfood t-shirt is perfect for people like you! Okay we get that fries are golden deep-fried goodness covered in oil but we all want a piece! They're mine I...
See you in hell! It's not enough that you think you're doing good you gotta do good as well. Ah but it's the thought that counts right? Advertise your "clean" mind with this goody statement t-shirt. Just don't make any bad decisions!
Smoke em' if you got em! This "forbidden" element has been locked away for its own good. Thought to unleash the inner creativity of the mankind this powerful plant is being put down by all the haters that fear its power. Open your mind with this weed...
So wake up and smell the roses bitch! Time to get off your ass and do some work. Dreaming is for sleeping and not work hours! Just do it! Don't let your dreams just be dreams! Do I sound like Shia LaBeouf right now? Maybe but get in the game with this...
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