Sometimes if you don't big yourself up nobody else is going to do it for you - let your dad know how lucky he is that you turned out absolutely perfect!
Sometimes in life we just need to channel our inner Yoda and ditch the word 'try'. Decide to either do something or don't no messing!
Like ew! It might be contagious! You can't to have your beautiful/handsome face ruined by some no-name ugly person! Quick somebody call the troops to contain this mess! And while you're a it distribute these anti-ugly t-shirts to help prevent further...
There was a time when dinosaur moguls ruled the land and sharked every brontosaurus they could find but today dinosaurs still rule thanks to pop culture and media. They even live on with this cute design t-shirt.
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