I'm so glad the ordeal is over. That's some premature retirement! For individuals with numerous vices who think going cold turkey is the way to go this funny t-shirt probably sums up your attempts to quit. Do what you want as long as you ain't hurt nobody!
Revive this overused and tired 1980's t-shirt for the next generation! Last we heard for Frankie he told us to relax! Hold up a bit Frankie! That was so 30 years ago! Get with the program none of the kids use that word anymore! These days its chillax!...
Go compare go compare go compaaaaaarrrreeee!!!! Can't get the annoying song out of your head? Seeing that fat headed opera singer with his ridiculous moustache? Don't worry we can relate! Let others know your suffering with this advert t-shirt! Go compare!
Broomstick travel - 100% cheaper than air travel but probably also 100% less comfortable too...
Think of yourself as a bit of a comedian that should be broadcasting on the ol' airwaves? We bet you've seen Good Morning Vietnam then!
When life gives you lemons it's usually time to say fuck this fuck that or fuck you. Choose your phrase wisely though wouldn't want to be offending anybody now would we?
If Gordon Ramsay made CharGrilled t-shirts this is what he would say! Done. Personally I think this may be one of the greatest shirts we've ever put out. Much simple. Such amazeballs. Very wow! Be a funny guy without turning into a laughing stock!
Continue? ... 9... 8... 7 Well that's it! Say goodbye to your days of fooling around with other women with this marriage t-shirt! Whether you asked for it or not you're stuck with that one woman you swore to be with at the altar. There's no changing that!...
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