Tis the season to be jolly fa la la yeah yeah. etc. Not everyone memorizes the lyrics to that damn Christmas carol so this will have to do. Is this the one about the partridges and pear trees? What the heck was that about? Be a lazy bum during the season...
That's why you've got the pedal harder! Push faster and feel the burn! Ring the bells and hit the brakes! Feel the burn and you've got a good idea what it takes to ride a bike. Or fall in love! It's all a matter of perspective my friends when you've got...
Nothing can stop the Duke of Dork! For once in your life you're the leader of the pack! The King of swing! Lord of all Losers! Better than being a nobody right? Unless you're the only one in your kingdom. Now that's just sad. Show them all who you are...
Hotties get a free duplicate of the key for this booty upon approaching the wearer of this graphic t-shirt. You can wear this anywhere too even in the club where is might serve as a good ice breaker.
What's not to be proud about being English? It's like one of the most elite nations in the west without being in your face about it. This statement t-shirt is for the proud Englishman as well as the not-so-proud ones (if this demographic does exist).
A little trivia for you: a douche is actually a tool used to flush water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons. But since you're here on CharGrilled we'll just assume the douche you're talking about is some kinda idiot jerk. Let them know who...
It's Friday and you have every right to put your feet up on your desk! Take off your shoes kick back and relax while you wait for your boss to find out you're slacking on the job and berate you for your lazyness! Worth it? You decide with this relaxing...
We have to right? Because how else is the party going to get off! Put on those galaxy leggings and this dance t-shirt and start shuffling the day away (you can even do it without music for that extra mentally disabled effect).
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