It's a messy process but someone's gotta do it! Nothing good in the world lasts forever and when it's time to join the world as a responsible member of society sometimes people have to take drug tests! Feel better about yourself with this drug and doctor...
Remember to drink responsibly lads! But here's a quick formula to turn any night out into a drinking sessions of epic proportions! You'll never know what you're going to encounter when you follow these handy tips to the letter (and number!). Go crazy...
Because let's face it without drug tests other people wouldn't even know you were doing drugs! So the moral of the story is avoid drug tests and not drugs. Don't pee into your cups kiddies! Drugs will help you get better according to this sports t-shirt!
Whether you have travelled the world or not left the comfort of your home town you have to admit that it feels like the majority of the world has been explored. Who can blame David Attenborough for daring to want more?
Because labels are fun and cool! Be worse than nerd and a geek! Because dorks are more of the same thing except they're not too bright. Or they haven even lamer interests. Ostracize someone you know with this dorky print t-shirt!
Where me keys where me phone? Where me fake police officer badges? This funny t-shirt pokes fun at the morning ritual that everyone of us go through in the morning before leaving the house to go once again to our *really fun* jobs!
Why take the blame when it's a million times easier to shift it instead?
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